June 2012
mom: it's almost 10:30. it's getting pretty late you should go to be-
me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
May 2012
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someone: what's OTP?
me: 'One True Pairing' but I prefer ‘Only Tears and Pain’
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That terrifying feeling when you are finishing a...
missatralissa:
me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
me: is that cake
p4ntss:
i want to kiss you and hug you and hold you and play with your hair and sleep with you and make you laugh and stare at you and play games with you and make you win on purpose and cuddle with you at night and eat breakfast with you and then eat lunch and dinner with you and i wanna listen to music with you and cry with you and go to class with you and duel blog with you and i dont know i...
anrdew:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GRAB SOMEONE BY THE ARMS AND BE LIKE “YO IDIOT IM LIKE IN LOVE WITH YOU SO EITHER LIKE ME BACK OR STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU” BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE THATS REALLY CREEPY AND OBSESSIVE YEAH ME NEITHER
alice-unchained:
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
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joydivsion:
boys are so cute and adorable when they are sleepy and they yawn and when their hair is a mess and when they run their fingers through their hair and when they smell nice and when they smile and when they breathe
marmittes:
do you ever go to bed and you’re lying awake in the middle of the night and suddenly you start laughing because of something you saw on the internet today and then you’re sad because you realise you’re laughing alone in bed thinking about the internet
